Salvaged tidbits from FEAR forum

[Trkster]

I noticed that MSJ was fretting about not able to salvage some things from FEAR forum.
Well before I left I took at least two bits I thought that were worth preserving.

Ode to OMEGA

As I walked out on the streets of OMEGA,
As I walked out on OMEGA one day,
I spied a young loser all wrapped in white linen,
Wrapped in white linen as cold as the clay.

"I can see by your outfit that you are a FEAR member."
These words he did say as I boldly walked by.
" Come an' sit down beside me an' hear my sad story.
" My village was taken an' I know I must die."

"It was once in this game, I used to go dashing.
" Once in this game, I used to go gay.
" First to the card-house and then down to Rosie's.
" My village was taken and I'm dying today."

"Get six jolly FEAR guys to nuke up my village.
" Six hot FEAR maidens to bear up my pall.
" Throw bunches of axes all over my village.
" Axes to smash-in my troops as they fall."

"Then crash the village slowly, ram the walls lowly.
" Play the dead march as you rim me along.
" Take me to the green valley, lay the sod o'er me,
" I'm a dumb OMEGA and I know I've done wrong."

"Then go write a letter to my grey-haired tribe leader,
" An' tell him the loser that he loved has gone.
" But please not one word of the tribe who had killed me.
" Don't mention his tribe and his tribe will pass on."

When thus he had spoken, the hot sun was setting.
The streets of Laredo grew cold as the clay.
We took the young loser down to the green valley,
And there stands his village, we took, to this day.

We crashed his village slowly, rammed his walls lowly,
Played the dead march as we rimmed him along.
Down in the green valley, laid the sod o'er him.
He was a dumb OMEGA and he knew he'd done wrong.

Written by Tiny Town

[Trkster]

FEAR Famous Quotes

Ammyth

"Sometimes I can't even hear myself think over the sound of how awesome we are."
**Talking about FEAR beating REL's player avg score**

"I saw "!!! SPECIAL thanks to Jammer0. !!!" written on the wall of a men's room recently."

"I would totally try human flesh under the right circumstances. Obviously it would need to be from a fresh corpse, the person would need to have died from an accident and pre-arranged for their body to be offered as food, probably for vast sums of money. So, I guess I'll probably never get a chance."
**Somehow this was in Larry's promotion thread**

"Can we start blaming everything bad in the world on the lag in W8? "Honey, the cost of gasoline is killing us. I wish those damn TW techs will get their shit together.""
**the dreaded lag of W8**

Andresima

"You wasnt aware )of any event because i dont cry so hard when i lost my troups trying to take a new village and i dont have enough english words in my inventory to make bla bla in english ( i am online all days 4 hours or more and if my memory dont make joke i sended some suport when it was FEAR player in danger."
**Replying to thread of him being inactive**

burklert

burklert on 01.04. at 23:32 Quote Edit Delete Ok My fello Fear members.

I'v had enough of Tarbins power mad crap. It was all fun and games until he went and made it serious. I cannot stand for this so i am leaving Fear. I wish you the best under tarbins rule, though i think you poor guy is going to have trouble putting on his pants let alone running a tribe. I will keep fighting omega but if it comes to it i will fight ye as well.

Good luck agus slan leat
Peadar
**After Tarbin ruthlessly took over the tribe**

Chil

"It's obviously good for my health joining FEAR. No more waking up in the night wondering if I have any villages left."

Dickhand

I've never made it to 100 strokes, they don't call me the 2 pump chump for nothin'.
**...**

Nalot

"I have knowledge of some immigrant families using every room in a house as a bedroom---using several bunk beds to create a 'barracks' type environment.

Apparently these Barbarians do much the same thing... they pack extra family members into every dwelling, eat reduced rations so that everyone gets a smaller share of food--enough to live on... Think of the stench in those villages! with a fully developed village 'staff' with all facilities built to capacity PLUS more troops than a lvl 30 farm could support--the refuse alone will build up and attract the flies, maggots and rats! Attacking a barbarian village in such a state is the only humane thing we can do... Think of the children!"
**On Barbarian Villages**

Jammer0

"The only time I have seen more lies in one post is when dick hand posts."

RojasEsTuPapa: "hooray! Can I have my title now? "Tyrant and Dictator-For-Life" if you will."

Jammer0: can't read what you wrote there Roja... Ranting Dic-for-life?....
**After Rojas achieved a million points.**

"I am so glad to see they still recruit heavily. It's like a refrigerator that refills itself with food for you."
**comments on OMEGA**

"There will be no accidents for Tarbin!

I have his account and will not get my ass banned again so you guys can have fun smacking him around. I will however beat the snot out of TRE with his forces so badly that they will wish to retaliate in your place.

Bring the pain!"
**day before the war with TRE...and his final banning**

Mikeys123

"Or maybe Russia.
They use fear to oppress their slaves.
Hey look, I said fear!"
**Talking about where MSJ "bought" his fiancee**


ModernSamuraiJay

Senator78: He said what he should do, not what you do daily MSJ.

ModernSamuraiJay: Hey I can't let Ammyth starve to death now can I?
**After suggesting that a FEAR member should touch himself on his b-day**

"Tarbin: shhh...don't tell.

ModernSamuraiJay" *shudders* Don't ever pretend to whisper again Tarbin....it's so unatural.

Tarbin: The quieter I get, the more dangerous I am.

ModernSamuraiJay: Awesome, your like a fart!"
**Random posting in the hidden forums**

"Old enough to pee, old enough for me"
**After being rudly interrupted trying to hit on Angelgod (I think?)**

PuffyTheSMoker

"It's hard to throw a rock without hitting one of OMEGA's "allies"."

Senator78

"Your flesh will fill my belly and your screams shall fill my soul."
**Great taunt originally from Sen's novel**

"Ammyth oh, ammyth, leader of us all,
How the enemies like to crash upon your wall.
Swords and spears you have that are mighty
Never your leadership is it flighty.
Poke and prod the enemy flanks
Their asses have taken great spanks.

But Ammyth, oh Ammyth, leader of us all,
Why oh why did you have to make me fall?"
**Impersonating ModernSamuraiJay**

Sleepday

"Are there any straight men anywhere. Honestly why put up with the bullshit and baggage women bring to the table when you can just have some dude suck you off through a hole in the side of a bathroom stall at a truck stop."
**In response to Tiny asking if there are any straigh men in the tribe**[/quote]

[MSJ]

This is awesome Trkster, how'd you like to get promoted to forum mod for your good work?

[Jace]

This is awesome Trkster, how'd you like to get promoted to forum mod for your good work?

Be very careful Trkster, next will come the ''how do you fancy stroking my hamster'' line, followed by the ''it only hurts the first time'' line!

[wdin]

good idea! I love it! lol

[Trkster]

Be very careful Trkster, next will come the ''how do you fancy stroking my hamster'' line, followed by the ''it only hurts the first time'' line!

- that lines are probably reserved for assistant forum admin candidates - care to apply for the position?

[Caesarr]

holy fuck those quotes are awesome.
and i swear ammyth should start a religion or something. every single sentence of his is brilliant lol.

[Crimsonchilli]

i think he did
it was called FEAR
i didnt shout "INFIDELL!!!! everytime i sent an attack to TRE for nothing you know.

[Jace]

Damn, it's when you see some of the old lines that it brings a tear to my eye... I'm in world 24 and there is no soul to the fuckers there... I want FEAR back!

Did we save any more stuff from the forums?

[MSJ]

Damn, it's when you see some of the old lines that it brings a tear to my eye... I'm in world 24 and there is no soul to the fuckers there... I want FEAR back!

Did we save any more stuff from the forums?

Doesn't seem like it since Tarbin the eager-to-disband duke shut the tribe down before anything could be salvaged...what was with the big rush anyways?

[Senator78]

The idea was too force people to make a decision of where to go instead of hanging around forever. I didn't realize any of the good stuff from the forums hadn't been saved though. Fortunately I had all the emails, in my mail saved.

[Crimsonchilli]

i found a few bits and bobs lurking around on my comp.
This one i think was from the "tribal motivational poster" thread, or summat like that.


A few from the good ol days of Tarbins flash dictatorship.

[iulian28ti]

Nothing about me ?

[iulian28ti]

Rememeber this ?

Poor dog.

[Karma]

Well, Karma left behind no quotes, but the haunting memory of the Karma shall remain in every heart and every soul. Spread the FEAR.

(I love saying that FEAR shit lol)

[Richard Hand]

I can't believe I said that.

[ANGELGOD]

I did not know were too post this but anyways this is FEAR s Rules for joining the tribe


1. All members must be proficient in the use of BB Codes. Education in their use will be provided upon request, so if you are not learned in their use, it is up to you to request help. Support requests not containing BB-codes and the required information will be ignored and/or deleted.

2. All members will post in the tribal forum at least once a week.

3. All members will maintain minimum defensive requirements set by tribal leaders and posted in the support forum. Failure to do so will affect player's eligibility for support by tribemates or the Quick Reaction Force. Exceptions will be made for players who have recently suffered an attack, but those exceptions are granted only at the discretion of the tribal leaders.

4. At absolutely no time will someone from outside the tribe account sit for a tribe member. Breaking of this rule means automatic dismissal from the tribe.

5. Anyone gone for more than 48 hours is required to request and set an account sitter. Anyone inactive for one week or more will be dismissed and most likely either farmed or ennobled.

6. Anyone quitting the game is encouraged to inform the tribe of their intentions, and assist with "keeping the points in the tribe" by moving out their troops and stopping troop production, to prepare the village for farming or ennobling by tribemates.

7. Any player wishing to invite someone to the tribe will have to forward the player's name to tribal leaders, along with a very brief description of their interactions with the player and why they'd be a good recruit. Except for rare cases, all new recruits will have to meet a simple set of standards for admittance to the tribe. However, invitations will be sent only at the discretion of tribal leaders.

8. BLOOD IN, BLOOD OUT. Members who join our tribe stay in our tribe. Leaving is an act of aggression, and any explanations that follow had better be logical and convincing, or you will be a target.

9. Have fun. If a little rough language or friendly ribbing is too much for you to handle, then go join your mom's tribe where everyone is polite and skips hand-in-hand down gumdrop-lined streets. We're not always all going to get along, but it'll help a lot of you're not a little sissy nancy boy about it. ACT LIKE AN ADULT AND DON'T BE SUCH A CRYBABY.

10. This tribe is going to be the best. Act like it. When communicating with other players, write clearly and logically and treat them with respect. Let your nobles do the bragging.

[Trkster]

I moved ANGELGODs reply from Dickhands topic to this topic where it should be.


At least once I had to use the mod powers that MSJ bestowed to me.

[MSJ]

Good to see some order here

I've succesfully finished my first sketch of myself and to tell you the truth...i'm impressed. Now I just need to finish burklert and crimsonchilli before posting my first webcomic.

Unfortunately I have a business meeting out of town for 3 days so I may not get it up soon...but i'll still try to finish it tonight (cross fingers)

[burklert]

Now I just need to finish burklert and crimsonchilli before posting my first webcomic.

Something tells me i missed something here!

[iulian28ti]

FEAR has strict standards for new members. Do not ask for an invitation if you:

- Are not a dominant player in your area. This means that you must have more points than everyone else around you, or close to it.

- Only attack abandons. We want fighters, not passive nancy boys who are afraid to lose a few troops.

- Do not have a solid grasp of the English language, including the use of proper spelling, grammar and punctuation. In this tribe we don't say plz, u, 2, or r when we mean please, you, to and are. Leave that silly crap in your AOL chat room.

- Do not know how to use BB-codes.

- Are under attack from another tribe.

- Are stupid.

- Are under the age of 16.

- Have a sexy sister but won't show us dirty pictures of her. We promise they won't appear on more than four (4) random web sites.

- Don't have a sense of humor. We use vulgar language, we bait and harass each other, and we will likely imply that you're ugly and you love big, hairy men. But it's all in good fun and we truly respect each other. Leave your insecurities with your mom, because we're not going to hug you and tell you that you're our favorite little boy. We're going to ridicule you and hope that you do it right back.

- Complain.

- Whine.

- Cry.

- Piss and moan.

- Pop the collar on your pink polo shirt. Seriously, you are not cool. In fact, you are decidedly uncool.

- Cannot take the small amount of time it takes to find the origin of our tribe's name and crest, and to tell us what you've found in your initial message. Even if you're wrong, it'll make a difference.

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.

[Crimsonchilli]

did people like save these to their comp or somthing ?

[burklert]

well they are pretty awesome!

[MSJ]

they sure are and i'm definately using some for our new sacred site...I wish I had more time to work on it . Has anyone looked at my samurai drawing lately? Check out the new site.

Also can ANYONE help me make a customized forum?

[Crimsonchilli]

haha yeah i thought it was pretty good. Did you draw it yourself ?
Lucky its you doing this, and not me, im still at the stick man stage of drawing :/

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